You know the drill.  Comment, or I will add you not.

In honor of Mr. Way's admission that he's engaged, I decided to commemorate the event in fic. So, I give you...

Title: Sounds Effects and Overdramatics
Author: Un Rose Noire
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Bert/Gerard
Category: PWP, Angst
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people and I'm not making any moolah off this work.
Summary: Bert congratulates Gerard on his engagement, in his own inimitable way.


When the shirt came off, it was all in time
When a m-m-m-minute turned into a mile
And I broke that grin, and I cut it out
And you got all turned on by the taste of your sin
When I mention blue, all I thought was color
When you mention drugs, all I thought was sober
When your pants came off and I turned you over
When you mention blue…

( Sound Effects & Overdramatics )